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You certainly seemed well acquainted with such undersized organs.

Matt

 

The wives tell me this during pillow talk. You actually think I'd see
them? And why do you think I call the neo-communist RINO Bush-bots
"cuckolds"? I've fathered more children through their wives than their
own husbands have. It's all in good sport.

Yours In Christ,
John

 

If I had a nickel for every knucklehead talking about how he'd run me
over with his hummer...

Small penis cuckolds, each and every one of them. If they're own wives
tell me that they have small members, who am I to disagree?

Yours In Christ,
John

 

I'm not surprised the wives tell you how small you are.

Matt

 

???

Yours In Christ,
John

 

wrote in @e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com:

Your posts read like you might need to be struck by a Hummer or two. If
you're getting the same reaction in person, then it is almost a certainty.

Eric

 

Remember folks - trolling is the mark of the insecure......

;-)

 

my sons 2001 excel gets 45-50mpg highway and 27 city.
in the city he tries to go at least 41mph to allow lockup and overdrive
to kick in.
highway speed is rarely over 50mph.
barry

 

I didn't know they imported diesel engined Excels into the USA.

Matt

 

Don't need a diesel to get that mileage on the highway if you only go 50
MPH like they indicated. My 2005 Accent gets 37-39 on the highway at
70-75 MPH speeds (actually 75-80 since I tend to drift about 5 MPH over
the speed limit at times to almost keep up with traffic), so I wouldn't
be surprised to see it get in the 40's at 50 MPH with that much less drag.

John

 

I could see low 40s, but I don't believe 45 to 50 quite frankly. The
only vehicle I've seen get that, other than a few deisels, was the
short-lived Civic HX (I think that was the designation). And the Accent
is no Civic HX.


Matt

 

Did an informal survey of SUV drivers yesterday. Most did not have a
penis. I will leave the envy part to him. ;-)

Amazing number of non white folks driving SUV's around here. Seems
like the right vehicle for driving the unplowed side streets in the
city and/or hauling the aspiring football/basketball sized kids.

 

Funny you should mention the Honda. A guy I work with, who swore he
would never own a Japanese car, purchased a used Civic HX just about 2
weeks ago. I'm not sure how many miles are on the car, but he was able
to get 42 MPG on his first tank. His driving is 100% rural roads
(mostly county roads with a 50 MPH limit). He doesn't even get to touch
a highway. This weekend he is driving to Watertown, NY and expects to
get over 50 MPG. We'll see.

Back to the topic at hand. I believe he may have hit 45-50 MPG on one
or two tanks, but overall I'm fairly suspect of an average near that.

Eric

 

Are you an idiot when it comes to legitimate samples in statistics?
You do not count entries in the sample population that do not
correspond with a penis. Therefore, you do not count females in the
sample population. The MALES who drive the SUVs are by in majority,
the cuckold neo-communist RINO Bush-bots. My own informal survey of
the GOP housewives I've slept with states that. However, my evidence
is only anecdotal, and is not a scientific survey.

I've hardly seen a niglet or spicola drive an SUV around where I've
been. I wonder where you're at?

My prediction: you will glibly reply to my racial comments to evade the
assertion. Don't feel bad. Usenet stupidity mandates you do.

Yours In Christ,
John

 

just counted the number of SUV drivers. Mstly not male. Given the
local politics, mostly Democrats.

Upstate NY, city doesn't matter. Trend is accross the state.
BTW, comment about why is also from past surveys of
friends/customers/co-workers. Big wheels on SUV's handle potholes and
unplowed side streets better. Big kids take up a lot of room even
without their "stuff".

About as right as you were about the rest.

;-)

As Cosby would say RIIIIIIIGGGHHTTT!!!!

You whole troll is offensive and stupid, but I suppose you knew that
when you wrote it.

 

Asshole...I told you. Eliminate females from the sample population.
You are left with more than enough cuckolds and small penis males in
the population. "Small penis" also implies males who are not
comfortable with their own penis which may be of adequate size. What
you WON'T find, from the wives I've banged, is that their penises are
never large.

Then samples from suburbs matters more. Down here in the south, there
are wayyyyyyy too many SUV drivers for the pleasant weather we have.
They're just stupid rednecks anyway. So, maybe my presumption only
applies to NC residents.

**** you.

Yours In Christ,
John

 

wrote in @y43g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

This is really funny. Almost to the point of being really sad.

 

You just joined my ZERO CREDIBILITY list.

 

Thank you. Now go **** yourself

Yours In Christ,
John the militant vegetarian

 

wrote in @i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

Gee, John, every one of your posts has something to do with sex in one way
or another. It might be time for you to get some.

And what exactly is a militant vegetarian? Do you go out and hunt and kill
vegetables? Wouldn't that be in violation of the teachings of Christ?

Eric